July 27, 2014 - 20 hours ago - J

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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July 27, 2014 - 20 hours ago - O

bulletben:

you know

a lot of white kids like to say that the japanese do weird shit

but right now japanese kids have this pretty cool trend where they fake dragonball fights

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while white kids have this trend where they

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July 27, 2014 - 20 hours ago - J

Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult.

— Unknown (via sassyfag)
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July 27, 2014 - 20 hours ago - J

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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July 27, 2014 - 20 hours ago - O

thatonebl0nde:

It’s so hard to contain the gay sometimes.

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July 27, 2014 - 20 hours ago - O

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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July 27, 2014 - 20 hours ago - J
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July 27, 2014 - 20 hours ago - J

lilcochina:

Omfg

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July 22, 2014 - 6 days ago - O
July 22, 2014 - 6 days ago - J

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

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July 22, 2014 - 6 days ago - J

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

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July 22, 2014 - 6 days ago - O

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

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