textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important
Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him
or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD
ALMOST THE SAME
Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies
Reblogging for that comment
another proof that cats are liquids
someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one
update: i’m out of watermelon
make watermelon clothes
how does one not reblog this
you know when you hate someone so much and you just want to
He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he
popped into your head,
this is honestly my favorite post